Fight Over Farting Leads To One Teen Dead, Another Charged With Her Murder

I’m tempted to contact the police officer who responded to the scene and see if he’d like to write for the site. Officer Jonah Spangenthal-Lee used four terrible, egg- related puns inside the following report:Johnson made in headlines back in 2012 when he vanished from his residence on campus after a football game and was reported as a missing person. He was located three days later at his family home in Dallas, and withdrew from college and from football. […]

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Man Killed Niece’s Boyfriend Then Drank His Blood In Front Of Children

Edit: The video I had embedded with this story was making the site all wonky so it had to be removed. You can find the news video right here.There are hundreds of songs inspired by famous killers, a lot of them coming from bands that you’d expect. Bands like Slayer, Marilyn Manson, and White Zombie all have songs regarding serial killers and their nasty business. Hell, some bands like Macabre and Church of Misery have made entire careers singing about them.

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High School Baseball Star Accused Of Sexually Abusing Two Children At Mom’s Daycare

Vafeades was arrested and charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment and domestic abuse. The Clay County prosecutor said sexual abuse charges have not been filed because investigators could not find proof she’d been assaulted in their county. His bail was set at million without conditions.Walls allegedly ran into the East Liberty store, after stabbing Jobe Wright in the arm. Walls headed towards the restrooms at the back of the store while Wright and another man searched for him in the store, one of whom was carrying a baseball bat.

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Bodies Of Missing Family Found Dead, Stuffed Inside Hollowed-Out Tree

–Charlie Huston, if you just meant to entertain me like I let you with your comic books, I wish I could apologize, but I cant. I see deep meaning in your book about cleaning up human feces and bits of brain. I see social commentary in your razor-sharp and profane-fueled dialog. I see shit so obvious and powerful that I dont care if it ends up being a hallucination. It just feels too good to let it all out, crying and typing with your book on my lap and not embarrassed in the least.Carlsbad, NM – Courtney Hutchins, 22, was arrested for child endangerment after climbing over a barricade with her 3 year old son, Ethan, to get a closer look at a bobcat. Apparently she got a little too close as the bobcat was able to scratch the boy’s head badly enough to require 8 skull staples. […]

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Woman Stores Meth Lab In Child’s Bedroom Closet

Here’s what gets me, though – whether your take on this app is good, bad or indifferent, Apple carefully reviews every single app they offer for approval, a process application developers consider an inconvenience as it can take weeks or even months. Although Apple offers little in the way of details regarding why they approve or deny particular apps, one can get a feel for their standards based solely on the applications that have been denied, including an app that allows the user to throw shoes at former President G.W. Bush and an app that allows you to watch South Park episodes on the phone. On the approved list you will find an app that allows the user to track the menstrual cycle of multiple girlfriends as well as a fart application that goes so far as to actually show the anus itself.It has not been revealed what, if anything, was found in the home, but Baylo was arrested on Friday while working at a Christian music festival in Gaylord. He has been charged with first-degree criminal sexual conduct. […]

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